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The Hermit is found on Fjolarok at the Hermit's Shack. He is a level 10 character who offers equipment to the player, including a Flimsy Fishing Rod. He owns the shack, Rodriguez, a cow, a goat, and a pig.
The Hermit lives out in the wilderness because he ran into "royal" trouble in Fjolgard a few years ago, and preferred not to go to prison or be killed. He asks the player not to reveal his location to those who live in the Fjolgard. The Hermit also breaks the fourth wall, referencing the fact that Big Bad Waffle has yet to write a backstory for the players' characters.